
“Listen up, you guys have three hours to finish this keg. If you fail I can one hundred percent promise you you’re going to have to $%*# this goat.”
-This might be from a different movie named Goat.
Caleb McLaughlin (Lucas from Stranger Things) is a goat with an impossible dream. to team up with an aging panther super star to beat a horse with a weave at roarball.
The title character, Will Harris, is a goat who grows up in a Zootpoia-like city with all kinds of different animals coexisting. His mother, a diner waitress, tells him he can be anything he wants to be, even supporting his dream of playing roarball (kinda like basketball but actually interesting and fun to watch) like the then G.O.A.T and his favorite player, Jett Fillmore. Vinecity had not had a boat in the 20 years Jett had been there and time was running out for the old cat, her body wouldn’t be able to put up with another season after this.
Now, I know what you’re asking yourself. Where is Steph Curry? What were his stats from his most recent game? Didn’t he make this movie as a biopic? We’ll never know the answer to most of those questions, but he plays a rapping giraffe who is known for being the tallest player in the league lol. Maybe this is some sort of biopic, with the MC being told he was too small or maybe it’s the aspect of having your career boiled down to one aspect of your game. But the one thing we can for sure say is the lizard was the best character in the movie. Overall I think you would enjoy the movie, but it’s not a must see.
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Watch here! Goat (2026)
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